Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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