Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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