your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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