So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize