I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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