he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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