didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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