rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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