Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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