Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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