how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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