Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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