He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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