he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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