you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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