He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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