Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box