At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Shame - the story of my life.
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