The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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