You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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