I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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