i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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