party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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