I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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