Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
