He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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