just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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