You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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