I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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