he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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