I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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