I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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