yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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