can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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