Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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