I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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