in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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