Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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