He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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