Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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