I am spending my child support on dildos
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
