did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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