if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she told me i tasted like america
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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