It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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