he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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