Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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