ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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