I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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