Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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