I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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