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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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