it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I wear drunk well.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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