Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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