oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So many bounce houses so little time
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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