She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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