another moral hangover. fuck.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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